10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"