10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine