10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is