10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Welcome to kicker school
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.