10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson