10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."