10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- It's Free To Fold...
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from