10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers