10 Random Poker Quotes
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- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.