10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.