10 Random Poker Quotes

• It's Free To Fold...
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Fish don't eat Nutz!