10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "No river, no fish."