10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.