10 Random Poker Quotes

You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
"I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
what is a river if there is no river to draw to water