10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph