10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT