10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.