10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP