10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha