10 Random Poker Quotes

• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.