10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."