10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."