10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...