10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.