10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Poker is for loners.
• Fold and live to fold again
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph