10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "No river, no fish."
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim