10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament