10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers