10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Fold and live to fold again
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"