10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"