10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury