10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "No river, no fish."
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave