10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]