10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."