10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes