10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester