10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)