10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.