10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT