10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.