10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- The all-in play works everytime but once.