10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.