10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.