10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)