10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss