10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.