10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Welcome to kicker school
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'