10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.