10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown