10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders